Cannot Make It

im going to declare this sem as Cannot Make It.. tutors cannot make it, lectures cannot make it.. im going for the lectures for the sake of marking attendance.. im going for tutorials for the sake of getting participation marks.. self study is the way to go now..

let me give an example:

apparently we are assigned to a tutor in hell at the last min.. she marked attendance when the hand of the clock stuck at 12 sharp.. there was no grace period of 15 mins when people came late.. she gives a whole new meaning to what tutorial means when she didnt go thru tutorial questions.. i have no problem with that as i able to gain more.. but i have a situation, the room temperature was too cold for our liking.. and the tutor was going thru a notion of telling us that if we were to have internship at Finland, we cant opt out in the midst of internship just because of the weather.. but hello, we will have make preparations well knowing that Finland is a cold country..

so one of the classmate switch off all the air con.. and guess what is the temperature when we went to take a look after the tutorial? 18 degree celsius!! this one call room temperature ah..

so sarcastic towards students and yet dont bothered to check the temperature when it is too cold to our liking.. this is indeed a good example of "tutor from hell"..

Depressed or what??

these few days, i had difficulty in sleeping and having trouble finishing a meal.. even a Macdonald meal i also cant finish.. wth..

hey, all these are symptoms of depression leh.. but im dont feel depressed at all leh.. donno why sia..

it has nothing to do with any problem at the moment as we are back on talking terms.. talking terms only hor.. dont think so much..

edit: due to personal reasons, have to take out some sentences..

last time if i got any problems i still can keep it inside.. now, very hard liao.. have to talk then can feel better.. argh..

oh well.. just blog to rant it out.. *yawn*

fate play me out..

I had a bad feeling when i was going from my lecture to my tutorial.. the feeling came when i was at the library.. i was going down the spiral staircase when i saw someone's fren..

"wah, siao liao.. if she is here, the chances of spotting her is very high.."

true enough, i was at the mid of the staircase, when the eyes met.. i stand rooted without moving a step.. my mind was asking me to turn back and go another way.. but i donno why i just move on..

i was not angry, but rather move at a faster pace..

but what puzzled me was the body language she have shown it to me..

-why was her head bowed when i should be the one doing it??

fruit "in" the bottle

Ok, here is a picture of a bottle and some fruits..

minus the banana, how do you put the apple or the orange into the bottle without damaging it?

- the fruits cannot be damaged
- the bottle cannot be damaged

here is one of the conversations took place on how to put the fruit into the bottle:

Girl 1 says:

ehh we discuss abit 1st lahh!

Girl 2 says:

hmmm any idea?s

Girl 1 says:

ahahah ermmm i think one of the answers can be grow the fruit inside right?

Girl 1 says:

haha

cool402 says:

lol.. it will be a very short discussion..

Girl 2 says:

ahahhh. but the fruit is alr that huge

cool402 says:

the fruit is already there

Girl 1 says:

or u GLUE it lahh!

Girl 1 says:

hahah

Girl 1 says:

i dunno

Girl 2 says:

can we say sth very ridiculous like teleporting it into the bottle. XDXD

cool402 says:

i was thinking of the fruit put behind the bottle and then when see it in front, the fruit is in the bottle..

cool402 says:

lol..

Girl 1 says:

RIGHt! hahah

Girl 1 says:

ermmm can why not? ehh, i write down okay!

Girl 2 says:

okie!

Girl 2 says:

hahaha

cool402 says:

like that also can...

i find myself got pwned in the conversation..

sometimes women are better..

Just went to nadnut site and saw her latest post.. she maybe right about been a man, maybe i should contribute my point of view as it doesnt seem to be a bed of roses as a man!!

1. can use her most powerful tool to make a man feel guilty - cry

2. periods are bad.. but it also the best as you can indulge lots of chocolate and got lots of TLC from a guy..

3. do you know how hard is it to stand up when the bulge of your pants is growing every moment??

4. women can wear skimpy without feeling cold in a office..

5. women get more stares at than guys..

6. women can squeeze other women boobs without shouting molest.. women can touch a man's chest too..

7. guys dont like to do NS.. who like??

8. women wear anything also look pretty.. no??

9. women watch soccer for 2 reasons - handsome footballers or accompanying the guys to watch soccer.. other than that, is shopping or gossiping with friends..

10. can wear all kinds of heels..

PS: The points may not be strong enough but at least i tried. heh..

Finally.....

Today went to school for the Citibank Stock Challenge.. damn nice and interesting to play..

and finally got the handphone that i have been eyeing since it is out.. damn happy..

going to take a rest before going to work later..

Randomness

School have started and is one hell of a roller-coaster ride..

First day of school kana one weird lecturer asking us to play an ice-breaker game to know whose birthday come first without talking, but using hand signals..

Second day no school, stay at home and rot..

Third day, only the first lecture, the lecturer lose the laptop.. and finish the class in one hour, and we have to rot in school for 4 hours before the next lesson.. lucky i bring my external hard-disk to watch movies..

Fourth day nothing much, only 2 hours of lecture then go back home..

Today, the worst of all.. IS modules, Sports and Wellness and C.A.T.S (Creative Applied Thinking Skills).. the latter module, i donno whether is it im suay or what.. the formation of the group was randomly picked that i kana 1 guy and 4 girls team again.. Needless to say, i go "wah lan eh!!"

Overall Update

7 weeks of holidays, doing 2 jobs (why no one believes me), what more do i have to ask for??

work-wise, it's definitely having fun.. learning from mistakes and gaining invaluable experience. and i requested to come back to work during the holidays, pay will also be more.. no need to go thru agent.. hehe..

in a few days time, school restarts and other people are feeling refreshed for a new term, while im longing for a break.. sigh, look like im the one asking for it..

by the way, i have been posting alot of entries for a new handphone since donno when, and from what i foresee, with no last min request or any mishaps, i will be getting a new hp next week. and yes, im getting a N73. i have been targetting that hp since it is out, and everytime when i can get it, there is always some unfortunately events happening..

Meme yet again

i think i have a fear of meme liao. either people do first and tagged me, or either those people that i want to tagged already kana tagged. >.<

This meme actually very long one, but since i decided to be a meme-killer, i breezed through it. hah.

List out your top 5 birthday presents you wish for:

• Able to travel around the world
• Go overseas and work (there is a reason behind it)
• Tickets to Old Trafford.
• Win Toto every Mon and Thurs. wahaahahha.
• To have a girlfriend

Answer the following questions:
1. The person/people who tagged you is/are?

• Jaywalk

2. Your relationship with him/her is...

• Soccer-kaki/Uncle Agony for BGR – in short, friend lah

3. Your 5 impressions of him/her...

• Rich
• A high sense of humor
• Knowledgeable
• Helpful
• Si Bei Eng (Whole day CBB, no need to work!!)

4. The most memorable thing he/she had done for you...

• Treat me to an unforgettable drinking session

5. The most memorable words he/she had said to you...

• You are the man!!

6. If he/she becomes your lover, he/she will...

• Ask me out every single day to eat and drink

7. If he/she becomes your lover, things he/she has to improve on will be...

• Nothing.

8. If he/she becomes your enemy, you will...

• Kidnap him for a sum of money

9. If he/she becomes your enemy, the reason will be...

• Rich

10. The most desire thing you want to do for him/her now is...

• None at the moment

11. Your overall impression of him/her is...

• Full of tricks up on his sleeves

12. How you think people around you will feel about you?

• Quiet

13. The character you love of yourself are...

• Observant

14. On the contrary, the characters you hate of yourself are...

• Like to be alone

15. The most ideal person you want to be is...

• Jaywalk. Rich.

16. For people that care and like you, say something to them...

• Many people will walk in and out of your life but only true friends will leave footprints in their heart
• Remember only the good things in life. It’s a waste to remember the bad things
• We don’t owe the time to have long talks, don’t have the chance to have more laughs, but even though our worlds don’t meet, always remember that there is a friend willing to help.

17. Pass this quiz to 10 persons that you wish to know how they feel about you...

• I am going to be a meme-killer. I leave it as it is.

Who is No.6 having relationship with?

• Nil

Is No.9 a male or female?

• Nil

If No.7 and 10 are together, will it be a good thing?

• Nil

How about No.8 and 5?

• Nil

What is No.2 studying about?

• Nil

When was the last time you had a chat with No.3?

• Nil

What kind of music band does No.8 like?

• Nil

Does No.1 has any siblings ?

• Nil

Will you woo No.3 ?

• Nil

How about No.7 ?

• Nil

Is No.4 single ?

• Nil

What is the surname of no.5?

• Nil

What is the nickname of no.10?

• Nil

What is the hobby of no.4?

• Nil

Do no.5 and 9 get along well?

• Nil

Where is no.2 studying at?

• Nil

Talk something casually about no.1?

• Nil

Have you try developing feelings for no.8?

• Nil

Sensitivity

Here is some details of my working experience as i cant reveal much due to sensitivity.

Working experience: Shiok, is like i fit into the environment seamlessly
Lunch break: more than 1 hr, lol.. no one will check on it
Working kakis: only guy in the Finance Department (Jay: dont rub salt hor!!)

Anyway, i dont have anything to blog at this moment of time, hence the update could be quite long. I think i might enjoy my 2 months of holidays more than anyone else.

It's so fun shredding those confidential documents!! wahahahahaha..

What Tarot Card are You?

You are The Chariot

Triumph, Victory, Overcoming Obstacles.

The chariot is one of the most complex cards to define. On its most basic level, it implies war, a struggle, and an eventual, hard-won victory. Either over enemies, obstacles, nature, the beasts inside you, or to just get what you want. But there is a great deal more to it. The charioteer wears emblems of the sun, yet the sign behind this card is the moon. The chariot is all about motion, and yet it is often shown as stationary. It is a union of opposites, like the black and white steeds. They pull in different directions, but must be (and can be!) made to go together in one direction. Control is required over opposing emotions, wants, needs, people, circumstances; bring them together and give them a single direction, your direction. Confidence is also needed and, most especially, motivation. The card can, in fact, indicate new motivation or inspiration, which gets a stagnant situation moving again.

What Tarot Card are You?
Take the Test to Find Out.

I never knew mine was so complicated and complex!! heh

Shortest interview i ever had

I had an interview scheduled at 3pm at a certain government agency recommended by my agent. The recommendation was so good that she forgotten my area of accessibility. What to do, still have to go for the interview.

I prepared all the documents, wear formal and then they say no need. Wah lan eh, but anyway, the file that i prepared is on standby mode.

The interview was done by 2 minutes the moment those ladies from finance department came in. I can still remembered those questions they ask:

- Can you tell us about your previous working experience?
- What is your job scope beside helping your warehouse supervisor?
- What excel functions you know how to do?

The last question got me off the hook: What do you do during your free time?

Somehow my mind was telling me, you are hired. True enough, my agent call me and ask me to report for work this wed. Alas, have to wear formal liao.

I like the title they have given despite the post of an accounts assistant: Finance officer. Woohoo!! Resume also look nice nice.

Preparing for the worst

Taking a quick time out to blog and update some stuff.

- Called up for reservist in the midst of my examination periods. 2nd time Government called me during this period of time. But lucky, i have solved the problem by sending the letter stating that im a full time student.

- Examinations. When i saw the modules and the date of the examinations, my jaws dropped and eyes widen big big. Business Law, Business Management, Marco-economics and Principle of Accounting. Two theory modules in a space of 1 day, im expecting the worst for Business Management.

- Work. I never knew to get a part time job with CCA and other misc work is so hard to juggle. Hopefully, by the time my exams finish, it will all be solved.

Gotta go, time to stuff my brain with all the Business Management notes. God, help me.

31 random observations

1) When girls are single, they dress in sexy and revealing clothing. But just as soon as they are in a comfortable relationship - they cover themselves up!

2) Girls who wear glasses are better in bed!

3) You can judge a person's sex life by the way they drive. A smooth driver is somebody who relaxes and enjoys sex.

4) A person who loves the color black and wears black constantly are most likely to be having relationship issues.

5) Girls who don't date are prone to being jealous, competitive and in constant mood swings.

6) People these days work based on their pay check. Back in my time, we worked harder and way more than what we were paid and guess what?!! We had constant salary increases. From $1800 to $3400 - this all happened in just 6 months!

7) Big corporations are untrustworthy. Why? Because arrogance drives them nuts. They think the world wants to have a business relationship with them. They want everything done at no cost or at a very low cost. Never ever appear desperate to a big corporation because being a desperado idiot is stupid!

8) The best clients are small corporations who pay cash and make full payments to get the job done.

9) A great company is a company that can earn and start up without any investors. Look at how the owner of Friendster fell. He apparently got kicked out by his own company! This is what investors can do to you. The Friendster creator is now settled and owns a bar :D

10) Never start a business because you see your friends or other successful entrepreneur start their own business. Start your own business only if you believe and love what you do. Never open a restaurant if you are not the chef!

11) You can love a new song much more if you have seen the music video.

12) If you come from a very poor family, you are sure to succeed better and faster from those who have a rich background.

13) Banks will only loan you money if you are a millionaire or billionaire. A person who really needs a loan does not get one!

14) A black card is a card with unlimited credit.

15) With hard work and determination you can get anything done!

16) If you can dream of your future - that will be your future! Be a positive thinker in all aspects of your life.

17) Never see a fortune teller - for his words will haunt you for life!

18) A weak person needs religion to hold them together. A strong willed person only believes in her or himself.

19) A quiet person is a much more productive worker than a person who is talkative.

20) A person who constantly makes mistakes and apologizes is irresponsible. A responsible person will try his hardest to never make mistakes.

21) When you are successful, everything that you do will be criticized and friends will suddenly be less supportive. Not because you are making the wrong move but because it's the exact path that they would like to pursue.

22) Credit cards are only good to a person who knows how to control their financial standings.

23) Never lend a person money or your belongings - if all you think about is getting it back by - yesterday!

24) Lend with an open heart - only a person who needs money will want to borrow money. Do you think he can return it by tomorrow? If he could return it by tomorrow he wouldn't have borrowed money from you today!

25) Nobody on earth would ever like to steal, cheat or borrow money!

26) When you are the hottest and most popular person in school, you are most likely to be the least popular person when you reach your mid 20's. Be a nerd in school and watch yourself change from an ugly duckling to a beautiful swan.

27) If you have a caring and loving mother, you will most likely get a nasty and inconsiderate mother-in-law.

28) If you can remember your dream after you awake, this means that your body has released enough Human Growth Hormones during your sleep. This will make you look more youthful.

29) The eldest in the family are more responsible.

30) The greatest billionaires never completed their studies - Bill Gates is one of them. If you are smart, education will only be a set back!

31) If you can't pursue your career then make babies. That is the next best thing.

EPL Prediction League

Hi to all EPL fans,

We have had a EPL prediction league going for a fews years already and we are starting our 4th season this coming weekend.

No prizes though as this is merely for fun.

Anyway, thought I extend the invitation to you guys.

go to http://redhalfofmanchester.blogspot.com

And not only that, we also have the Yahoo Fantasy League. If you keen to join,

the group is: #1175
password: epl

See you there!!

Update!!

Added a song play list on blog!! Currently featuring:

Mi Lu Bing 迷路兵
- 泪
- 适应

10 weird habits meme

Rules of the game : **Each player of this game starts off with ten weird things or habits or little known facts about yourself. **People who get tagged must write in a blog of their own ten weird things or habits or little known facts as well as state this rule clearly. **At the end you must choose six people to be tagged and list their names. No tagbacks!

1. I like to - eat

2. I am allowed - stay out late

3. My favourite part of my body is - my eyes

4. If i could fix one part of my human body - my teeth.

5. I hate - nagging/abuse authority.

6. If i could date a female celebrity, I would date - Moon Geun Young (My Little Bride korean actress)

7. If i could date a male celebrity, it's - Stephen Chow

8. I'm attracted to - the world out there

9. I hate it - when i dont have enough sleep

10. I prefer to sleep - with no disturbance at all as im a light sleeper.

6 persons chosen to do this are:
- Barffie

-Nadnut

- An

- RedQueen

- Edward

- Min ci

Dont think is weird enough though.

*See, i dont feel good at all when Jaywalk and R3gular tag me at the same time.

Simple personality test: Left or Right?

First, identify yourself as right or left brain person:

1. Hold your hands together, as if you were praying.
Look at your hands. If you see

Left thumb is below the right thumb ---> left brain
Right thumb is below the left thumb ---> right brain

2. Fold your arms in front of you (as if you are angry)

Right arm above left arm ---> left brain
Left arm above right arm ---> right brain

Based on 1+2 (order important), below is the interpretation of your personality:

Right-Left
==========
Considerate, traditional, indirect type

can instinctly read other's emotion, and respond friendly by natures. Although not very into taking intiatives in moving forward, but this person will always take a step back in supporting others. Stable personality and considerate, give others a being protected feeling. But the weakness is they cannot say no; regardless how unwilling they are, they will take care of others.

Right-Right
===========
Loves challenges type

Straightfoward. Once they decided on one thing, will take action right away. Very curious, and love challenges. Dare to face dangers without thinking through (sometimes foolishly). Their weakness is they dont listen to others, will filter in only what whey want to hear in a conversation, and very subjective. However, because of their straightforward attitude, they tend to be fairly popular.

Left-Left
=========
Dedicated, cold, perfectionist

Very logical in all aspects. The only way to defeat (or win over) him/her is through reasons. Has a lot of prides, and feeling strongly about doing the right thing. If they are your friends, they are very trustworthy. However, if they are your opponets, they will be very tough to deal with. Because they can be very "anal" as a perfectionist, they usually leave a bad impression of being hard to deal with when first met.


Left-Right
==========
Likes to take care of others, leader type

Has a cool and keen observation ability to see through situations, yet still can be considerate in others needs. Because of their cool and calm nature, and strong sense of responsibility, they tend to become head of a group. Popular among people. However, they may not be able to help themselves in meddling because they want to take care of others too much. Very concerned about how others view them, and always
on alert.

Im a right-left personality person, how about yours?

Varieties to choose from..

Holidays is not here yet, neither is the exams. Yet i already got offers for jobs during the 7 weeks holidays.

Currently i only working part time and have the intention to work full time elsewhere. Here are the varieties i got over the last few days:

- My tutor offering a "holidays-only" job at $6.5 per hour
- Job agency contacted me this morning, enquired me about when is my vacation
- Friends lobang

I have the luxury to pick and choose which one i want, though is not certain that i will get it. And i dont even have to worry about nothing to do over the holidays because i still have my part-time job to fall on.

iPhone!!

If my dying phone can survive till next year, then i might get the latest handphone in town!!

Apparently, some people who cant wait to get the phone to be release in Asia next year, they went and buy 3 sets. Yet, they still cant make a call as the phone is not compatible in Singapore, not even tested by the IDA.

The phone is ahead in technology that it just need a button or a touch on screen to make a call and so much more.

The phone is slated to be released in the first quarter of next year or later.

I better start saving up now!!