NS story

guys who went NS.. sure got stories to tell.. somehow my classmates were curious to know what i do as a police..

i stare blankly at them and say, "play with dog lor!!" and also carry on about different job scope and places of deployment.. i also told them that we need to train the dog these commands, "Sit.." "Down.." "Stand.." and "Stay.." and we also use these commands on ourselves when the place that we deployed to, have nothing to do.. cannot play handheld games, cannot bring hp, cannot bring newspaper.. the only place that dont allow all these things is prisons.. and no, i didnt get to woman prison or the changi prison..

the prisons i went was queenstown remand prison, kaki bukit centre, and 2 more.. i forgotten the name but i know where is it.. haha..

Once i reach the deployment point, i take out the walkie-talkie, put on the table and command myself, "Sit" "Down" and the last command will be, with the snap of my finger, "Sleep"

That's my story as a dog handler.. not interesting right.. but the next 2 incidents make me abit regret my choice of going to dog unit..

i was on duty as a driver at the extreme east of the island.. so supervisor required me to drive to HQ, which is at the northern part of Singapore to fetch my colleagues and his dog.. straight away shoot through PIE.. so i was cruising at a normal speed in the middle lane at BKE.. then saw this malaysian lorry.. ROAD HOGGING in the middle lane.. bloody hell, driver sleepy is it or donno how to keep to left lane?? my instincts tell me that it was not the case, so i signal to the left lane and catch up with the lorry.. the very first sight that greeted me was the driver talking on his hp, without knowing that a police truck was at his side.. at that time, police was quite strict with drivers who talk on the phone while driving.. i keep staring at him while on the wheels.. i dont want to horn him, i want to give him a surprise..

he did a double take when he saw me.. lol.. he quickly put his hp down.. and i show him the body language, "Why? what so special that you able to talk on the phone while driving?" then he apologise.. i did not stop him, i just literally give him a second chance, i look again at his direction for awhile before picking up speed.. then from my rear-view mirror, he signal to the left.. my mind was thinking, "hai.. phone call so important meh??"

do you know what my colleague tell me when i told him about the incident?

"wah.. so good.. can use the authority to stare at people without kana complain.. i want also dont have.."

second incident.. again deployed as a driver.. i was on the way to do errands and stop at a T-junction.. the car infront of me didnt move at all despite no car.. "oi.. kin leh.. dont take your own sweet time.. got something to do leh.." and horn the bugger infront.. i think the driver saw the "POLICE" sign big big in front of his rear view mirror.. guess what he do next?? drive off??

he buckled up his seat belt.. wah lao.. im not TP lah.. at that time, i also didnt buckled up my seat belt.. then he drive off.. i overtake him and give him a confused look.. he dont dare to look up.. lol..

wearing the uniform never feels so proud!!

i think i should have gone for traffic police instead of dog unit.. sure hit the quota one.. haha..

1. never buckled up seat belt
2. driving while talking on a hp
3. driving under the influence of alcohol
4. if only this is implemented, signal!! hai..

First time with Jaywalk

yesterday meet up with Jay for the first time.. unforgettable night.. get to know 2 groups of friends.. one during dinner.. one during drinking session..

im skipping the dinner part.. straight to drinking session..

if the drinking session is all about beer and hard liquor.. then you are kana robbed by Jay liao.. i try 2 new drinks.. one of them, i think i need to get the recipe from him.. haha.. no name, nothing.. i only know drink it and bite the lemon.. taste heavenly..

second one.. gin.. seriously i never try this before.. i think im more suited to beer and hard liquor.. but with Jay around, i think i have to go for more training and try out different kinds of beer, wines, gin, vodka, whiskey, tequila..

first cup was double shot.. finish it though struggle with the taste.. second cup single shot.. i only finish 3/4 of the cup before Jay pour another shot in.. hong kan.. my mind already tell me if i go for this, i will head straight to the toilet.. it will be a waste throwing up all the good food that i had during dinner time.. i had expected what Jay going to do next: he ask the group to encourage me to drink finish it.. donno why, i go for the risk and game enough to drink 3/4 of it.. and off i went to the toilet.. i only know i vomit 1/3 of it out..

next time i know what to expect if i meet Jay again.. never have a full dinner.. have some room for drinks also..

anyway, Jay, thanks for the dinner and the drinks.. and also get to know friends through you.. i will add their blogs along the way.. erm, pardon me for the background if they happen to tag on my blog.. will change it as and when i have the time..

Decisions making

hate to make these decisions after thinking long and hard..

1. i have decided to use my ITE style of preparing for exams liao.. im not a person who is able to understand through reading.. rather i write down all over again (simplified style with important points).. Lectures and tutorial didnt really help even with notes..

2. i thinking of changing blog.. though blogger have fervently served me for 3 years.. it's time to move to a better place where interaction would be the top priority.. im not saying that people cant interact at my tagboard.. but i would have prefer if they identified themselves.. i would make an announcement when i have the new blog done..
(ed: after hearing from friends, i decided not to change..)

3. Being in poly for one month, i have seen a fair share of funs and anger.. not for me though as i have yet to be in that stage of anger.. Boys been boys.. they cant seem to take criticisms in their strive.. words have to choose carefully before telling them..

4. Relationships.. i think this point is considered the most important point to the readers.. haha.. but i purposely put it to the last.. firstly im not despo to find a gf as the age gap is too big for me.. secondly, the time is still not right for me.. thirdly, im still relishing been single..

Blog Makeover

at the moment, i dont have any thing to blog.. but on the other hand, i think it's time for a blog makeover..

anyone want to share their master script to the blog?? haha.. all contributions are welcome..

Blue-collared workers

today in class for business management tutorial when this interesting discussion takes place..

Teacher: "what kind of people will go to Starbucks?"

Classmate: "Blue-collared people........."

the moment i heard blue collared workers, my classmate is on road to humiliation liao.. for those people who dont know, blue collared workers are those people working in factory, manufacturing, technical kind of industries. The real answer was white collared people where they work in offices or banks. My teacher have a puzzled look when my classmate give her answer.

Teacher: "Any idea where blue collared workers work?"

Me: "Factories!!"

i feel so bad after class.. sigh..

anyway, i begin to feel complacent in accounts liao.. despite been the 4th week of school term..

the moment the first transaction had been explained, all my accounting knowledge comes back liao..

is like a jigsaw puzzle that you have done so many times for the last 2 yrs, you began to get bored with it, decided to stop for 2 yrs to try something new.. after that you chanced upon your jigsaw puzzle again, you decided to give it a try.. but then all the pieces you already know where to place liao except for some pieces that still need to figure out.. sigh..