1) When girls are single, they dress in sexy and revealing clothing. But just as soon as they are in a comfortable relationship - they cover themselves up!
2) Girls who wear glasses are better in bed!
3) You can judge a person's sex life by the way they drive. A smooth driver is somebody who relaxes and enjoys sex.
4) A person who loves the color black and wears black constantly are most likely to be having relationship issues.
5) Girls who don't date are prone to being jealous, competitive and in constant mood swings.
6) People these days work based on their pay check. Back in my time, we worked harder and way more than what we were paid and guess what?!! We had constant salary increases. From $1800 to $3400 - this all happened in just 6 months!
7) Big corporations are untrustworthy. Why? Because arrogance drives them nuts. They think the world wants to have a business relationship with them. They want everything done at no cost or at a very low cost. Never ever appear desperate to a big corporation because being a desperado idiot is stupid!
8) The best clients are small corporations who pay cash and make full payments to get the job done.
9) A great company is a company that can earn and start up without any investors. Look at how the owner of Friendster fell. He apparently got kicked out by his own company! This is what investors can do to you. The Friendster creator is now settled and owns a bar :D
10) Never start a business because you see your friends or other successful entrepreneur start their own business. Start your own business only if you believe and love what you do. Never open a restaurant if you are not the chef!
11) You can love a new song much more if you have seen the music video.
12) If you come from a very poor family, you are sure to succeed better and faster from those who have a rich background.
13) Banks will only loan you money if you are a millionaire or billionaire. A person who really needs a loan does not get one!
14) A black card is a card with unlimited credit.
15) With hard work and determination you can get anything done!
16) If you can dream of your future - that will be your future! Be a positive thinker in all aspects of your life.
17) Never see a fortune teller - for his words will haunt you for life!
18) A weak person needs religion to hold them together. A strong willed person only believes in her or himself.
19) A quiet person is a much more productive worker than a person who is talkative.
20) A person who constantly makes mistakes and apologizes is irresponsible. A responsible person will try his hardest to never make mistakes.
21) When you are successful, everything that you do will be criticized and friends will suddenly be less supportive. Not because you are making the wrong move but because it's the exact path that they would like to pursue.
22) Credit cards are only good to a person who knows how to control their financial standings.
23) Never lend a person money or your belongings - if all you think about is getting it back by - yesterday!
24) Lend with an open heart - only a person who needs money will want to borrow money. Do you think he can return it by tomorrow? If he could return it by tomorrow he wouldn't have borrowed money from you today!
25) Nobody on earth would ever like to steal, cheat or borrow money!
26) When you are the hottest and most popular person in school, you are most likely to be the least popular person when you reach your mid 20's. Be a nerd in school and watch yourself change from an ugly duckling to a beautiful swan.
27) If you have a caring and loving mother, you will most likely get a nasty and inconsiderate mother-in-law.
28) If you can remember your dream after you awake, this means that your body has released enough Human Growth Hormones during your sleep. This will make you look more youthful.
29) The eldest in the family are more responsible.
30) The greatest billionaires never completed their studies - Bill Gates is one of them. If you are smart, education will only be a set back!
31) If you can't pursue your career then make babies. That is the next best thing.
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(1) I am still quite uncovered up though I'm married. Ask around.
(2) Does this mean girls who wear contact lenses are no good?? How the heck did you come to that conclusion?!
(4) Most lawyers must be having relationship issues...
(6) "Back in your time"?? You're not that old, my young padawan...
(18) This statement has the potential to offend MANY people.
(19) Probably doesn't apply to salespersons.
(25) Some people steal for kicks. And some people prefer borrowing money over working to earn it. I blurly lent my cash to someone like that, and therefore your (24) would not apply in this case.
(27) Utter bullshit. You should ask around for people's input.
(31) How debatable. And oh the great potential to piss many people off again.
Tsk tsk tsk. I think you need to observe more intricately. =p
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